Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle

Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle


College Life:




College Life..Bindas… ..!!!!!!! ……


Campus Selection:


Our Interviewer… Seems to be Dedicated…and Serious …


Joining Date:



Call from Company HR to Join……

Dilemma:



Two Offers in Hand what to do…???? ……..


Induction:



Same Guy Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed….

Project Allocation :



What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong

Team Introduction:



Things going bitter………………


Mentor :



Mentor Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs a day.. …I got Screwed…


Coding :


It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…




Testing:




Tester : Don't…..Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….
What is this Code…..You Idiot…it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid. ..You illiterate Coder….illogical thinker..!^@ #^!#&*(&








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Finally One Day Adieu Mail to ALL

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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..


Subject: Adieu
Importance : High

HI ALL,

I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincearly request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…



I am Going to Himlayas in Search of MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….

No Thanks and No Regards